As A Child, My Number

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

There Is Only One Thing Harder In This World Than Forgiving. It's To Ask Forgiveness Armed Only With, 'i'm Sorry'.

Some Emotions Don't Make A Lot Of Noise. It's Hard To Hear Pride. Caring Is Real Faint - Like A Heartbeat. And Pure Love - Why, Some Days It's So Quiet, You Don't Even Know It's There.