Have You Noticed That All

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.