Have You Noticed That All

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.