Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.