Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?