Have You Ever Heard One

Opera Is Like A Husband With A Foreign Title: Expensive To Support, Hard To Understand, And Therefore A Supreme Social Challenge.

Have You Ever Heard One Civilized Person Whose Opinion You Respect, At Any Time, Anywhere, In Any Civilized Country Anywhere, Say The Good New Days?

People Ask Me What Makes A Good Funeral, And I Tell Them The Most Important Thing Is Your Man In The Casket. If You Have A Man Of Substance In There, You Have The Makings Of A First-class Funeral.

The Facts Of Life Are Very Stubborn Things.

People Ask Me What Makes A Good Funeral, And I Tell Them The Most Important Thing Is Your Man In The Casket. If You Have A Man Of Substance In There, You Have The Makings Of A First-class Funeral.