Opera Is Like A Husband

As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only Difference Between The Republicans And The Democrats Is The Republicans Are Socialists And The Democrats Are Bolsheviks.

I Will Omit But I Will Not Distort.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

For An Animal Person, An Animal-less Home Is No Home At All.