Haters Are Going To Hate.

All Of Us Involved Say 'the Dick Van Dyke Show' Was The Best Five Years Of Our Lives. We Were Like Otters At Play.

As Wonderful As They Were, My Parents Didn't Teach Me Anything About Self-discipline, Concentration, Patience, Or Focus. If I Hadn't Had A Family Myself, I Probably Never Would've Done Anything. Marriage Taught Me Responsibility.

In The Best Of All Worlds, The Producers Would Take Some Responsibility For The Kinds Of Things They're Putting Out. Unfortunately, They Don't.

Only Funny Line I've Had Was My First Day On The Set Of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They Were Making Me Up, And I Saw The Director Call The Makeup Man Over, And He Says "what Are We Going To Do About The Hooter?" And The Makeup Guy Said, "i'm Not A Plastic Surgeon." So I Started That Show With A Big Nose, And Quite Conscious Of It.

I'm Always Announcing My Retirement. I'm Still Not Retired.