I Was Lucky To Get

Rob Petrie Is Who I Really Am - In Personality And General Ineffectiveness.

I Found Doing That Kind Of Comedy Without An Audience Is Just... For Me, It's Almost Impossible. You Need The Audience To Do Their Half Of The Work.

So As My Kids Will Tell You, They Had A Pretty Normal Life.

I Was The Worst Game Show Host That Ever Lived, And I Knew It.

I've Got Plenty Of Arthritis. But If You Keep Moving, It Won't Bother You That Much. That's Why Old Guys Stiffen Up. They Forget They Have To Get Out Of Their Chairs And Do Something. You Let The Moss Grow Over, It's Your Own Fault.