'the Show' Was The Most

I Got Into A Broadway Show Before I Ever Sang And Danced. I Learned How After I Got In The Show.

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.

Somebody Asked What I Wanted On My Gravestone. I'm Just Going To Put: 'glad I Could Help.'

When I Auditioned For 'bye Bye Birdie' On Broadway, Gower Champion Said, 'you've Got The Job!' I Said, 'mr. Champion, I Can't Dance.' He Said, 'we'll Teach You What You Need To Know.'

I Married Somebody Half My Age, And Everybody Thought I Was Crazy, But She Is Just An Absolute Angel.