Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter,

I Was The Worst Game Show Host That Ever Lived, And I Knew It.

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.

They Did Ask Me To Do 'dancing With The Stars;' I Said I Can Do One Show, But On That Show You Have To Come Up With A New Number Every Week, And I Told Them That I Think I'm A Little Past That Stage.

I Played A Killer Twice. Once On 'matlock,' On Andy Griffith's Show, I Got To Play The Killer.

I Never Made A Good Movie.