Great Art Is As Irrational

It Is Only The Cynicism That Is Born Of Success That Is Penetrating And Valid.

Criticism Is The Windows And Chandeliers Of Art: It Illuminates The Enveloping Darkness In Which Art Might Otherwise Rest Only Vaguely Discernible, And Perhaps Altogether Unseen.

Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.