Musicals Are To The Theater

The Most Loyal And Faithful Woman Indulges Her Imagination In A Hypothetical Liaison Whenever She Dons A New Street Frock For The First Time.

The Triumph Of Sugar Over Diabetes.

The Russian Dramatist Is One Who, Walking Through A Cemetery, Does Not See The Flowers On The Graves. The American Dramatist . . . Does Not See The Graves Under The Flowers.

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

Love Demands Infinitely Less Than Friendship.