Give Your Child A Spanking

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.