The Beauty Of America Is

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.