The Beauty Of America Is

You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

You Must Learn From The Mistakes Of Others. You Can't Possibly Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself.

You Can't Start At The Top.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

The Longest Word In The World Is "a Word From Our Sponsor."