The Beauty Of America Is

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.