Frenchman: Germans With Good Food.

Communists All Seem To Wear Small Caps, A Look I Consider Better Suited To Tubes Of Toothpaste Than To People.

Presently It Appears That People Are Mainly Concerned With Being Well Rested. Those Capable Of Uninterrupted Sleep Are Much Admired. Unconsciousness Is In Great Demand. This Is The Day Of The Milligram.

The Second I Learned To Read In First Grade, When I Was 5, I Preferred It To Life. And I Still Do.

Don't Bother Discussing Sex With Small Children. They Rarely Have Anything To Add.

I'm Sure That Being Sober All These Years Accounts For My Ill Humor.