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I Must Take Issue With The Term 'a Mere Child,' For It Has Been My Invariable Experience That The Company Of A Mere Child Is Infinitely Preferable To That Of A Mere Adult.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.

If Your Sexual Fantasies Were Truly Of Interest To Others, They Would No Longer Be Fantasies.

A Woman's Quest In Life Should Be To Find The Perfect Apartment. And I Have Found The Perfect Apartment. The Perfect Apartment Is The First Floor Of The Metropolitan Museum. With A Sofa.

I Never Had A Typewriter. I Never Had Any Machines.