Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor,

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

I Take Pride In Being Very Unique In What I Do. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do And I Don't Mean To Say That Egotistically, It's Just Something In My Personality.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.