For A Degenerate Like Me,

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?