Five Years From Now I'm

The Truth Is It's Fun To Be Up There And Know That You're In Your Underwear. Even Though I Know I'm Exploiting My Sexuality In A Certain Way, It's Fun! It Boosts My Ego.

My Whole Life, People Have Been Saying, "why Are You So Angry?"

I Might Sound Crazy About This But, Years Ago, My Mom Told Me: "we Almost Died When You Were Born. Both Of Us." I Was A Caesarean Baby, And The Doctor Who Delivered Me Later Told Me, "i Opened Your Mother Up, And You Were Right There. It Freaked Me Out Because Everything Was Broken And Out-there." I've Thought About It A Lot - Could This Have Something To Do With The Fact That I'm Only Happy When I'm At Home And Alone? Maybe I Was Just Freaking Out For Two Weeks Before I Was Born, Feeling Really Insecure.

Home Is Where My Habits Have A Habitat

No, I've Never Wanted Kids. But I Do Read About Parenting A Lot.