First Of All, I'm Not

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I Don''t Like This Reality Television, I Have To Be Honest;i Think Real People Should Not Be On Television; It''s For Special People Like Us, People Who Have Trained And Studied To Appear To Be Real

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't Know That, Then You Don't Know Where The Finish Line Is.