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Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

People Are Hypocrites. If You Ask Them What They Want To See On Tv, They'll Tell You They Want Better Quality Programming. And Then What Do They Watch? 'gilligan's Island.'

The Only Thing Money Gives You Is The Freedom Of Not Worrying About Money.

An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who Studies At Oxford?

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.