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A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

Common Sense Is Compelled To Make Its Way Without The Enthusiasm Of Anyone.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.