A Man Should Be Taller,

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

People Are Always Neglecting Something They Can Do In Trying To Do Something They Can't Do.