A Man Should Be Taller,

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.