Common Sense Is Compelled To

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.