Everything That People Say Is

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.

I'd Love To Have A Shitty Job. I Couldn't Hold Any Down. Standup Was The Only Thing I Could Stick With. I'm An Idiot That Way.

There's No Way You Ask Sean Penn A Question And Then, You're Gonna Be Huge !

It's Easier To Cancel A Show If It's Expensive.

I've Had Soccer Moms Come Up And Tell Me They Can Relate When I Say That I Want To Throw My Baby In The Trash.