Everything That People Say Is

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

I Did A Show In New Jersey In The Auditorium Of A Technical High School ... Technical High School, That's Where Dreams Are Narrowed Down. We Tell Our Children, "you Can Do Anything You Want." Their Whole Lives. "you Can Do Anything!" But This Place, We Take Kids - They're 15, They're Young - And We Tell Them, "you Can Do Eight Things. We Got It Down To Eight For You."

The Only Time You Should Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl Is To Make Sure That They Have Enough. You Don't Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl To See If You Have As Much As Them.

Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.

You're A Tourist In Sexual Perversion. I'm A Prisoner There.