Everything My Mother Made Had

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

The Ability To Absorb A Book And Make Someone Else's Words And Story Your Own Was Exactly Was I Was Doing On Stage.