Every Speaker Has A Mouth;

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.