Every Human Being Has Hundreds

I Wanted To Entertain So Badly That I Kept At It Until I Was Good. I Just Browbeat My Way Into Show Business.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.

An Egg Cream Can Do Anything. An Egg Cream To A Brooklyn Jew Is Like Water To An Arab. A Jew Will Kill For An Egg Cream. It's The Jewish Malmsey.