Tragedy Is When I Cut

You Got To Be Brave. If You Feel Something, You've Really Got To Risk It.

In Every Spoof I Make Real Love To The Things I Am Spoofing.

Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

The Only Thing We Don't Have A God For Is Premature Ejaculation... But I Hear That It's Coming Quickly.