Even From The Very Beginning,

I Just Realized That There Are Going To Be A Lot Of Painful Times In Life, So I Better Learn To Deal With Them In The Right Way.

It's Funny Because I Think A Lot Of It Is Simply... We've Never Considered Ourselves Satirists, But Because We're On Comedy Central And Because We're South Park On Comedy Central, We Can Do Any Topic We Want.

I Got Into This Little Habit Of Architecture And Building. I Designed A House In Colorado And One In Hawaii. The Idea Is Supposed To Be Build And Sell - But Then I Can Never Bring Myself To Sell Them.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.