I Find Mormons Adorable.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

I Don't Want To Say Never, But I Hope I Don't Become That 'take Me Seriously Now' Guy.

All The Religions Are Super Funny To Me.

I Would Let My Kids Watch This Stuff Way Before I'd Let Them Watch Something Like 'full House' That I Think Would Make Them Stupid.

The Truth Is, Marijuana Probably Isn't Going To Make You Kill People. Most Likely Isn't Going To Fund Terrorists, But Pot Makes You Feel Fine With Being Bored And It's When You're Bored That You Should Be Learning A New Skill Or Some New Science Or Being Creative. If You Smoke Pot You May Grow Up To Find Out That You're Not Good At Anything.