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Hollywood Views Regular People As Children, And They Think They're The Smart Ones Who Need To Tell The Idiots Out There How To Be.

When You Sit Down And Write A Song, You Kind Of Have The Idea For The Song, And You Sit There At The Piano And You Kinda Just Write It. And Then Of Course Later There's Some Dinking Around With It And Changing Some Stuff. But There's This Thing That Happens When The Song First Comes Out, That Sort Of Magic When It First Comes Out Of The Ether, And You Can't Even Really Explain Where It Comes From. That Happens So Much With Music, And People Understand That With Music. But I Really Think That A Lot Of Movie And Tv Should Be The Same Way.

There's A Lot Of People Who, A Cigarette Is About The Only Vacation They Have.

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'