England Still Will Be Here

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?

I Could Have Spread My Wings And Done A Thousand Things I've Never Done Before.

There's A Smile On My Face For The Whole Human Race.

It's Not A Pretty Face, I Grant You. But Underneath Its Flabby Exterior Is An Enormous Lack Of Character.

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?