It's Not A Pretty Face,

I'm Getting Married In The Morning! / Ding Dong! The Bells Are Gonna Chime. / Pull Out The Stopper! Let's Have A Whopper! / But Get Me To The Church On Time!.

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

We Used To Say That Inside Cecil Beaton There Was Another Cecil Beaton Sending Out Lots Of Little Cecils Into The World. One Did The Sets, Another Did The Costumes. A Third Took The Photographs. Another Put The Sketches In An Exhibition, Then Into Magazines, Then In A Book.

Don't Let It Be Forgot, That Once There Was A Spot, For One Brief Shining Moment, That Was Known As Camelot.

An Englishmans Way Of Speaking Absolutely Classifies Him.