Why Can't The English Teach

I'm Getting Married In The Morning! / Ding Dong! The Bells Are Gonna Chime. / Pull Out The Stopper! Let's Have A Whopper! / But Get Me To The Church On Time!.

There Even Are Places Where English Completely Disappears. In America, They Haven't Used It For Years! Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

It's Not A Pretty Face, I Grant You. But Underneath Its Flabby Exterior Is An Enormous Lack Of Character.

Thank Heaven For Little Girls! For Little Girls Get Bigger Every Day.

Mud Can Make You Prisoner And The Plains Can Make You Dry. Snow Can Burn Your Eyes But Only People Make You Cry.