Elvis Was Just Like A

I Was Out On The Golf Course, A Guy Came Riding Out In A Golf Cart And Said, Did You Know That Elvis Died? And I Just Said, Well, There You Go. It Was Like I Had Kinda Been Expecting It.

I Worked For A Publishing Company In Hollywood.

Folks Say I'm Egotistical. Hell, I Don't Even Know What It Means.

One Of My Real Goals Was To Hear Someone Whistling A Song I'd Written.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.