Before You Went To Work

I Was Out On The Golf Course, A Guy Came Riding Out In A Golf Cart And Said, Did You Know That Elvis Died? And I Just Said, Well, There You Go. It Was Like I Had Kinda Been Expecting It.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

Baby, Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me, Cause I'll Just Use You Then I'll Set You Free.

Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble When Your Perfect In Every Way. I Can't Wait To Look In The Mirror, Cause I Get Better Looking Each Day.

I Had Elvis' Number In My Book And I Never Called It.