Elvis Is Dead And I

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.