Don't Do Drugs To Be

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.