Don't Carry A Grudge. While

My Wife Said To Me, "i Want To Be Cremated." I Said, "how About Tuesday?"

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

I Found Out That If You Made People Laugh, They Like You. Most People Got To Like Me Because I Made Them Laugh. When They Didn't, I Hit Them.

Ya Know, If You Treat Every Comic The Way You Treated Me Tonight, You Would Never See A Bad Show.