Don't Associate Me With Comedy.

Don't Make Anybody A Homemade Gift. Unless You're Really Good, Or It's Going To Be Really Practical. If It's A Little Thing You Think Is Cute 'cause You Made It, Just Forget It.

My Characters Always Like Themselves.

I'd Rather Have A Part Where You Walk Into A Room And You Leave. That's Perfect For Me.

A Lot Of Times Girls Think They're Funny, But They Want To Pretty At The Same Time, And If You Want To Be Funny, You Have To Be Willing To Get Ugly.

I Swear I Want To Be A Food Model.