If I Put My Mind

I Choose To Do Unattractive People, Because Then I Can Pretend They Think They're Attractive.

I Have A Couple Freeloader Friends, But It's Okay. I Know They're Gonna Come In With Their Arms Flying In The Air Empty-handed.

Sometimes It's Just Enough For Me To Have The Idea. I Don't Need To See It Through To The End. When It Actually Happens, I'm Always Disappointed Because It's Never Like What I Imagined In My Head. When An Idea Becomes A Reality, Then It's A Job. I'd Rather Just Think About It.

I'm Very Domestic; I Love Cleaning. I Love Cooking. I Like Waiting On People. I Just Like To Make Things. I Don't Break That Down To Be Weakness, Or The Only Things Women Can Do, Or Putting Me Back 20 Years.

If You Cannot Come To The Party, Do Not Cancel At The Last Minute Or Give A Message To A Child To Inform The Host. And Don't Bother Explaining Why You Can't Attend Because Anything After 'because' Is Bullshit.