Don't Talk To Me About

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.

Never Floss A Stranger.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.

You Know It's Time To Start Using Mouthwash When Your Dentist Leaves The Room And Sends In A Canary.