You Know You've Reached Middle

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.