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I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

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