Don't Drive As If You

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.