Don't Call 'em Dogs. Dogs

I Used To Think About How I Was Conceived Quite A Lot When I Was About 10 Or 11, But I Don't Think About It At All Now That So Many Other Babies Have Been Born In The Same Way.

People Still Come Up To Me And Ask Whether I Am Louise Brown Or If They've Seen Me Somewhere Else Before.

I Have A Good Collection Of Cookery Books. This Is Not So Much Because I Like Cooking, But Because I Like Eating.

Don't Call 'em Dogs. Dogs Are Loyal And They Run After Balls.

I Thought It Was Something Peculiar To Me. I Thought I Was Abnormal.