Dogs Are Not Our Whole

Why Cat Were Given Such Terrific Peripheral Vision When They Spend So Much Time Looking Down Their Noses Is Difficult To Understand.

Cats Make One Of The Most Satisfying Sounds In The World: They Purr. [...] Almost All Cats Make Us Feel Good About Ourselves Because They Let Us Know They Feel Good About Us, About Themselves, And About Our Relationship With Them. A Purring Cat Is A Form Of High Praise, Like A Gold Star On A Test Paper. It Is A Reinforcement Of Soemthing We Would All Like To Believe About Ourselves -- That We Are Nice.

We Derive Immeasurable Good, Uncounted Pleasures, Enormous Security, And Many Critical Lessons About Life By Owning Dogs.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

We Are The Ones Who Have High Blood Pressure, Ulcers, And Heart Attacks, Not Cats.