We Are The Ones Who

Dogs Are Not Our Whole Life, But They Make Our Lives Whole.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

Dogs Have Given Us Their Absolute All. We Are The Center Of Their Universe. We Are The Focus Of Their Love And Faith And Trust. They Serve Us In Return For Scraps. It Is Without A Doubt The Best Deal Man Has Ever Made.

We Are The Ones Who Have High Blood Pressure, Ulcers, And Heart Attacks, Not Cats.

Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place In Museums; Others, We Take For Walks.