Do You Suppose I Could

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.