Do You Remember That Kid

When I Do Stand-up For A Long Time, I'll Get Burned Out, Then I'll Get An Acting Gig. For Me, The Grass Is Always Greener. I'd Like To Do A Mixture Of All Of It. My Goal Is Just To Do Small Movies That I've Written. That's What I'm Trying To Do Now, Just Write Smaller Movies.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.

A Good Stand-up, You Lead The Audience. You Don't Kowtow To The Audience. Sometimes The Audience Is Wrong. I Always Think The Audience Is Wrong.